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Proudly Little Mary replied, "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!A friendly voice explained step by step how his new machine worked.Visitors like you are making this a bigger and better site all the time. Prisca Sapientia: How many buttock imprints did this Balaam dude leave BEHIND (pun intended) by riding his ass to town?They can be blunt and candid, but that only annoys... A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge for sex.” The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. “Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is …”It's 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue.Ask a shrink to explain terms such as temperament, coping skills, cognitive and social dysfunctions before jumping to a false conclusion.Type D's are often a very positive influence for pragmatic decision-making and rational, objective behavior.

After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle." "Do you think it will work? After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this.". Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude.A week later, Jim again had problems and called the help line.An instructor was then sent to his house for training.Prisca Sapientia: I would suggest the OP "joker" look in a mirror.Anyone who'd mistakenly try to conflate hostility, anxiety, anger and depression for a cheap shot blanket aspersion is the real azzhat in the room.

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